The Indisputable True Facts of Life
1.
If you selfishly hide your toothpaste from your
sister because you don’t want to share, you will always, always forget that you hid it and forget 1.33 American dollars of
tooth paste in some hotel. (The joke will be on you.)
2.
When on a road trip, it is always the right
answer to stop and look at historical markers, unless it is the wrong answer,
like you really need to go to the bathroom or something.
3.
When somebody is driving awfully or too fast on
the highway, it is super funny to say in a little kid voice: “But I gotta go
noooooow-whuh!” Always funny.
4.
Everybody loves parfaits!
5.
It is better to be really good at one thing than
only mediocre at many things, but it is better still to be really good at a lot
of things.
6.
If you are wondering whether now is a good time
to do homework or do some task that’s been put off, the answer is almost
definitely yes.
What are your indisputable true facts of life? Post in
comments!
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